A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, come in
on a fairly
regular basis. After a few weeks of exchanged smiles, he
made his move.
"No thank you." she said politely. "This may sound rather
odd in this day
and age, but I'm keeping myself pure until I meet the man
I love."
"That must be rather difficult." the man replied.
"Oh, I don't mind too much," she said. "But, I admit it
has my husband
pretty upset."