A good looking chick walked into an orchard and found a
lovely pool in it,
and decided to swim. She looked around, didn't see
anyone, and undressed.
Just as she was about to dive in, the watchman appeared
from behind the
bush where he was hiding all along and told her that
swimming was prohibited.
"You could have told me that before I undressed!" she
scoulded him.
"Hey! Only swimming is prohibited, undressing isn't" he
replied.
