After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and
said, "It is time
for you and Eve to begin the process of populating
the earth so I
want you to kiss her." Adam answered, "Yes Lord, but
what is a
'kiss?' " So the Lord gave a brief description to
Adam who took
Eve by the hand and took her to a nearby bush.
A few minutes later, Adam emerged and said, "Thank
you Lord, that
was enjoyable." And the Lord replied, "Yes Adam, I
thought you
might enjoy that and now I'd like you to caress
Eve." And Adam
said, "What is a 'caress?'" So the Lord again gave
Adam a brief
description and Adam went behind the bush with Eve.
Quite a few minutes later, Adam returned, smiling,
and said,
"Lord, that was even better than the kiss."
And the Lord said, "You've done well Adam. And now I
want you to
make love to Eve." And Adam asked, "What is 'make
love' Lord?'"
So the Lord again gave Adam directions and Adam went
again to
Eve behind the bush, but this time he reappeared in
two seconds.
And Adam said, "Lord, what is a 'headache?'"
