Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured
princess
happened upon a frog in a pond. The frog said to the
princess, "I was
once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on
me. One kiss
from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we
can marry, move
into the castle with my mom, and you can prepare my meals,
clean my
clothes, bear my children and forever feel happy doing
so."
That night, while the princess dined on frog legs, she
kept laughing and
saying, "I don't think so."