This young lad walks out of a store and sees and
elderly man
sitting on a bench crying. This young lad walks over to
the man
to check
to see if he is O.K!
YM: Sir, are you O.K?
Old Man: Yes, it's my birthday today (and he is
still crying)
YM: Wow, it's a special day for you.
Old Man.: Yes it is. I'm 82 today (and still crying.)
YM: Even better, you look great for your age.
Old Man: Thank you, and I just got married (and
he is still
crying.)
YM: Married!! Gee, that's great! 82 and married,
wow! You've got
a
a whole new life ahead of you.
Old Man: I married a 25 year old.
YM: Holly Molly!! Even better.
Old Man: We have sex every day! (he's till
crying)
YM: I don't even have sex everyday, you lucky
person you.
Old Man: Yes, I am, and I've forgoten where I
lived.