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This young lad walks out of a store and sees and elderly man sitting on a bench crying. This young lad walks over to the man to check to see if he is O.K!

YM: Sir, are you O.K?

Old Man: Yes, it's my birthday today (and he is still crying)

YM: Wow, it's a special day for you.

Old Man.: Yes it is. I'm 82 today (and still crying.)

YM: Even better, you look great for your age.

Old Man: Thank you, and I just got married (and he is still crying.)

YM: Married!! Gee, that's great! 82 and married, wow! You've got a a whole new life ahead of you.

Old Man: I married a 25 year old.

YM: Holly Molly!! Even better.

Old Man: We have sex every day! (he's till crying)

YM: I don't even have sex everyday, you lucky person you.

Old Man: Yes, I am, and I've forgoten where I lived.

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