An old man and an old woman were sitting at the
breakfast table on the morning of their 50th
wedding anniversary.
The old man said,"You know, 50 years ago, we
were probably sitting here buck naked."
The woman said, "Why don't we try that again?"
So they stripped and sat down at the table
again.
Soon the old woman said, "Honey, my titties are
as hot for you today as they were 50 years ago."
The man replied, "Of course they are dear, one's
in your oatmeal and the others in your coffee!"
