When Ralph first noticed that his penis was growing larger
and staying erect longer, he was delighted, as was his
wife.
But after several weeks his penis had grown to nearly
twenty
inches. Ralph became quite concerned, so he and his wife
went to see a prominent urologist.
After an initial examination, the physician explained to
the
couple that, though rare, Ralph's condition could be cured
through corrective surgery.
"How long will Ralph be on crutches?" the wife asked
anxiously.
"Crutches? Why would he need crutches?" responded the
surprised doctor.
"Well," said the wife coldly, "You are planning to
lengthen
Ralph's legs, aren't you?"
