A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman
sitting at the
bar.
After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes
over to her and
asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with
you for a while?"
To which she responds by yelling, at the top of her
lungs, "No, I won't
sleep with you tonight!"
Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the
guy is
hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back
to his table.
After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and
apologizes. She smiles
at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see,
I'm a graduate
student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond
to embarrassing
situations."
To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do
you mean, $200?"
