A man went to the doctor's. The doctor came in and
said, "Well, I've got
some good news and some bad news. The bad news is that
you have an
inoperable brain tumor. The good news is our hospital has
just been
certified to do brain transplants and there has been an
accident right out
front and a young couple was killed and you can have
whichever brain you'd
like. The man's brain costs $100,000.00 and the woman's
brain costs
"30,000.00."
The patient could not help but ask, "Why such a large
difference between
the male and the female brain?"
The doctor replied, "The female brain is used."
