There was a couple that lived on sex, sex and sex alone.
Every morning
the bloke would wake up, roll over and say to his wife "So
honey what is
for breakfast". She would reply well I am gorgeous why
not have me, so
they would
have sex for breakfast.
Every lunch time, the husband would come back home for
lunch. His wife
would rip off his clothes and shag him sensless untill it
was
time for him to return to work.
Every evening he would come in calling out "Hi honey I'm
home". His wife
would drag him into the kitchen and make mad passionate
love on the kitchen
floor.
One evening he was late home from work, he walked in as
called "Hi honey
I'm home". There was no answer. He walked into the living
room and towards the hall.
He found his wife completely stark naked
sliding up and down the stair banister.
"What are you doing?" he asked his wife.
She replied "Oh just keeping your dinner warm love!"
