This little boy is playing with his train set and his mom
iss in the kitchen.
She hears the train stop and her six year old son says
"All you bastards that are getting off, get the hell off.
All you assholes that are getting on get the hell on"
Mom runs in and says "Young man! We don't use that kind of
language in
this house! Go to your room for two hours and think about
what you
have done wrong!"
So he goes to his room, and two hours later comes out and
starts playing with his train again.
Mom hears the train stop and hears her son say:
"Thank you for riding Amtrak. Be sure and take all your
belongings
with you and we hope you had a pleasant ride.
For those of you boarding please store carry-ons under
your seat.
Smoking is only permitted in the dining car.
And for those of you that have a problem with the two hour
delay...
Blame the damn bitch in the kitchen!"
