A husband and wife were lying in bed one night. (Since
they have small
children, the universal-parent coding system for sex is
washing
machine.)
The husband turned to his wife and said in a seductive
voice, "washing
machine." The wife, being the hard working parent she is,
was tired and
she
said, "Not tonight, dear; I'm tired." He rolled away.
Five minutes later, he rolled back over and
repeated "Honey, washing
machine." She said, "I've got a headache."
He rolled away again. Ten minutes later, the wife, feeling
guilty,
turned
to her husband and said, "OK, washing machine."
He replied. "That's OK. It was a small load and I did it
by hand."
