It's Good To Be a Woman

• We got off the Titanic first.
• We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
• Taxis stop for us.
• We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
• No fashion faux pas (mistake) we make could ever rivals The Speedo.
• We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
• If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
• We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear.
• We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
• We have the ability to dress ourselves.
• We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
• If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
• There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
• We'll never regret piercing our ears.
• We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
• We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence, because they aren't listening anyway.