A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one
Friday evening
that reads:
Dear Wife,
I am 54 and by the time you receive this letter I will be
at the Grand
Hotel with my beautiful and sexy 18 year old secretary.
When he arrived at the hotel there was a letter waiting
for him that read
as follows:
Dear Husband,
I too am 54 and by the time you receive this letter I will
be at the
Breakwater Hotel with my handsome and virile 18 year old
boytoy.
You being
an accountant will appreciate that 18 goes into 54 many
more times than 54
goes into 18.