A guy is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten
years. One day, he
sees a speck on the horizon. He thinks to himself, "It's
not a ship." The
speck gets a little closer and he thinks, "It's not a
boat." The speck gets
even closer and he thinks, "It's not a raft." Then, out of
the surf comes a
gorgeous blonde woman, wearing a wet suit and scuba
gear.
She comes up to the guy and says, "How long has it been
since you've had a
cigarette?"
"Ten years!", he says.
She reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her
left sleeve and pulls
out a pack of fresh cigarettes.
He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag and says, "Man,
oh man! Is that
good!"
Then she asks, "How long has it been since you've had a
drink of whiskey?"
He replies, "Ten years!"
She reaches over, unzips her waterproof pocket on her
right sleeve, pulls out
a flask and gives it to him.
He takes a long swig and says, "Wow, that's fantastic!"
Then she starts unzipping this long zipper that runs down
the front of her
wet suit and she says to him, "And how long has it been
since you've had some
real fun?"
And the man replies, "My God! Don't tell me that you've
got golf clubs in
there!"
