A man meets his girl friend of 25 years ago. She was so
happy to see him
that she couldn't resist and asked him to come up and see
her some time.
"With pleasure!" says the man.
So he bought some wine and a bunch of flowers and in the
evening he went to
see her. When the door opens there she was, stark
naked.
"What's this?" the man was shocked.
She smiles and says, "I wore my birthday dress for you."
"That's great" he says some what embarassed, " But
couldn't you have ironed it first?"
