Dusty Underwear
One evening a husband, thinking he
was being funny, said to his wife,
'Perhaps we should start washing
your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it
would take a few inches off of your
butt!'
His wife was not amused, and
decided that she simply couldn't let
such a
comment go unrewarded.
The next morning the husband took a
pair of underwear out of his drawer.
'What the Hell is this??' he said to
himself as a little 'dust' cloud
appeared when he shook them out.
'April,' he hollered into the
bathroom, 'Why did you put talcum
powder
in my underwear?'
She replied with a snicker, 'It's not
talcum powder...
It's 'Miracle Grow'.
Submitted by: D
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