A kid comes home from school and says to his mom, "Mom
I've got a
problem."
She says, "Tell me."
He tells her that the boys at school are using two words
he doesn't
understand.
She asks him what are they.
He says "well, pussy and bitch." She says, "Oh that's no
big deal, pussy
is a cat like our little Mittens, and bitch is a female
dog like our
Sandy."
He thanks her and goes to visit dad in the workshop in the
basement.
He says to his dad, "Dad the boys at school are using
words I don't know,
and I asked mom and I don't think she told me the exact
meaning."
Dad says, "Son, I told you never to go to mom with these
matters. She
can't handle them. What are the words?"
He tells him... "'pussy' and 'bitch.'"
Dad says, "OK," and pulls a Playboy down from the shelf,
takes a
marker and circles the pubic area of the centerfold and
says,
"son, everything inside this circle, is pussy."
"OK, dad, so what's a 'bitch'?"
"Son," he says, "everything outside that circle."