Did you hear about the 10 year old boy who asked his
recently
divorced mother her age? She told him that was not a
question to
ask and that he shouldn't ask it again.
He then asked her her weight. She, once again, told
him that she
wouldn't answer the question and that he shouldn't ask it
again.
The next question he asked was why she and Daddy got
divorced.
Once again, she told him that it was not a question he
should ask and
to not ask that question again. He went away.
A few minutes later, she found him digging in her
purse.
She asked what he was doing and as he turn toward his
mother, he
beamingly told her he had found all the answers to his
questions by
looking at her driver's license.
He said, "Mother, you're 34 years old, weigh 125
pounds and Daddy
divorced you because you got an 'F' in sex."
