A wife and her husband were having a dinner party
for all the major
status figures in Rome, Italy. The wife was very excited
about this and
wanted everything to be perfect. At the very last minute,
she realized that
she didn't have any snails for this dinner party, so she
asked her husband
to run down to the beach with the bucket she was handing
him to gather some
snails.
Very grudgingly he agreed. He took the bucket, walked
out the door,
down the steps, and out to the beach. As he was
collecting the snails, he
noticed a beautiful woman strolling alongside the water
just a little
further down the beach. He kept thinking to
himself "Wouldn't it be great
if she would even just come down and talk to me." He went
back to gathering
the snails. All of a sudden he looked up, and the
beautiful woman was
standing right over him.
They got to talking, and she invited him back to her
place. They were
at her apartment a ways down the beach, and they started
messing around. It
got so hot and heavy, that he was exhausted afterwards
and passed out
there.
At seven o'clock the next morning he woke up and
exclaimed, "Oh no!!!
My wife's dinner party!!!" He gathered all his clothes,
put them on real
fast, grabbed his bucket, and ran out the door. He ran
down the beach all
the way to his apartment. He ran up the stairs of his
apartment. He was in
such a hurry that when he got to the top of the stairs,
he dropped the
bucket of snails. There were snails all down the stairs.
The door opened
just then, with a very angry wife standing in the door
way wondering where
he's been all this time. He looked at the snails all down
the steps, then
he looked at her, then back at the snails and
said: "Come on guys, we're
almost there!"