I guy goes into a pharmacy. The pharmacist asks if he
could help him. The
guy asks, " Where are the condoms?" The pharmacist directs
the man over to
the display. 20 minutes go by and the pharmacist finds the
man still
looking at the boxes of condoms. The pharmacist then
asks, "Can I assist
you with making a selection?" The man asks,"Do you have
condoms with an
insecticide?" The puzzled pharmacist asks, "Don't you mean
a spermicide?"
The mans answers, "No, I mean an insecticide. My wife has
a bug up her ass
and I am determined to kill
it!"
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