A couple has a male friend from visiting from out-of-
state, when an
unexpected blizzard blows in, and keeping him from
traveling. Since the
couple has no guest room, he states his intention to find
a nearby hotel,
and be on his way in the morning.
"Nonsense," says the wife. "Our bed is plenty big enough
for all three of
us, and we're all friends here." The husband concurs, and
before long
they're settled in: Husband in the middle, wife on his
left, friend on his
right.
After a while, the husband begins snoring, and the wife
sneaks over to the
friend's side of the bed, and invites him to have sex with
her. Naturally,
he'd like to, but he's reluctant. "We're in the same bed
with your husband!
He'll wake up, and he'll kill me."
"Don't worry about it," she says, "he's such a sound
sleeper, he'll never
notice. If you don't believe me, just yank a hair out of
his ass. He won't
even wake up."
So the friend does so, and sure enough, she's right. Her
husband sleeps
right through having a hair yanked out of his ass. So, she
and the friend
have sex, and then she goes back to her side of the bed.
After about twenty
minutes, though, she's back on his side of the bed, asking
him to do it
again. The same argument follows, another hair is yanked
from the husband's
ass, and again they have sex. This keeps up for about half
the night, until
after about the sixth time, when the wife goes back to her
side.
Then the husband rolls over, and whispers to his
friend, "It's bad enough
that you're screwing my wife, but could you at least stop
using my ass for
a scoreboard?"